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  • Army Times Names Killeen Best Place to Marry a Stripper

    In a major upset and contrary to the predictions of prominent analysts, this morning the Army Times announced that it was awarding Killeen, TX with the title of “Best Place to Marry a Stripper”. While always a major contender, no one expected the scrappy, rundown metropolis that hangs like a cancerous tumor from Fort Hood […]

  • Congress Awards $100 Million to Air Force Captain Who Sexually Identifies As F-35

    (Minot Air Force Base, ND) In what lawmakers are describing as the only logical response, the 2017 Defense Budget just approved by Congress will give roughly $100 million to Dwayne Nelson, an Air Force captain who sexually identifies as an F-35 fighter jet. “Look, I get that a lot of people don’t understand,” Captain Nelson […]

  • Valentine’s Day Ruined By Fort Bragg Prostitution Sting

    (Fort Bragg, NC) Following up on earlier reports by the Fayetteville Observer, local police have cracked down heavily on illegal prostitution soliciting military personnel stationed at nearby Fort Bragg. This new development has left hundreds of soldiers heartbroken as their Valentine’s Day plans were dashed. Article 107 News correspondents were on the ground to interview these […]

  • Secretive Army Special Mission Unit Offers Support to Leftist Overthrow of Trump Administration

    Secretive Army Special Mission Unit Offers Support to Leftist Overthrow of Trump Administration By Stu Padasso In recent months, ill-informed Leftists who have spent the last 8 years repeatedly telling the public that they do not “need” guns and have no reason to fear the Federal Government (except of course for the police) have discovered that […]

  • At West Point, Vice President Pence Usurps Constitutional Authority With Amnesty Plan

    At West Point, Vice President Pence Usurps Constitutional Authority With Amnesty Plan by Hugh Jashol (West Point, New York) In a move that has become all too typical in this new administration, Vice President Pence exceeded his Constitutional authority on Friday by using his platform as a dinner speaker at the United States Military Academy […]

  • In a Surprise Move, Senior Officials at the U.S. State Department say, “F— This S—“

    by Hugh Jashol In a surprise move, four senior management officials at the State Department resigned unexpectedly last week. Their last words as they were being escorted from the building were, reportedly “F- you, f- you, f-you, you’re cool, f- you I’m out.” The four officials who walked out were career foreign service officers who […]

  • Trump’s Pentagon to US Army: “No More HOTCHiCs”

    by Hugh Jashol While the Army has recently made huge strides in improving job prospects for women and has taken steps to combat a sexual assault crisis in its ranks, a new, even more insidious problem has recently been identified.  “Attractive women are a distraction, a liability even,” said Colonel Lynette Carparts, the officer in charge of […]

  • Deployed Army Specialist Excited for Super Bowl 51’s AFN Commercials

    Deployed Army Specialist Excited for Super Bowl 51’s AFN Commercials by Chris Lemay (BAGRAM AIR BASE, AFGHANISTAN) The Super Bowl, to its many fans, represents the pinnacle of American athletic talent.  For others, it is the catalyst for original and innovative commercials.  However, for one young specialist, this Sunday’s Super Bowl 51 represents the opportunity […]

  • Trump to lead Thunderbird Super Bowl 51 Flyover

    Trump to lead Thunderbird Super Bowl 51 flyover by Chris Lemay (NRG Stadium, Houston Texas) White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer announced a short time ago that President Trump will lead this year’s Super Bowl flyover as Thunderbird 1.  Lt Col Jason Heard, the previous commander of the U.S. Air Force’s elite Thunderbird Air Demonstration Squadron, […]

  • Supreme Court Upholds Constitutional Right to Conduct NCO Business

    Supreme Court Upholds Constitutional Right to Conduct “NCO Business” by Noah Ward Washington, DC In surprise ruling over the controversial case of The United States v. Staff Sergeant Robertson, the Supreme Court announced in a 6-3 decision that military personnel between the ranks of sergeant and sergeant major have a constitutional right to meet surreptitiously […]