2013 Black Friday Champ - FINAL CLOSEOUT -

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2013 Black Friday Champ - FINAL CLOSEOUT -

We here at Article 15 are prepping you for this year's shopping season. What better way to let someone know that you will get rowdy quick, than a 2013 Retail Fist Fighting Champion shirt? Let them know it was you that came out victorious last Black Friday with that 50" smart TV for $400 and you didn't win by politely "waiting in line". Winners don't Wait! Available now!

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  • 4
    Great Shirt

    Posted by James on 12 8 2015

    Full disclosure: I got this shirt because it was on sale. That being said, it is comfortable and entertaining. It was well worth the money.

  • 5
    Christmas Black friday shopping

    Posted by David on 07 11 2015

    I am a dedicated "black friday" shopper nothing more thrilling than taking your life in your hands in search of the perfect gift. Now I have the street cred that shows I am the best!!!

  • 5
    Mall Moms

    Posted by Unknown on 03 27 2015

    I wear this shirt everytime I go to the mall. Not only is it soft and comfy, it perfectly sculpts my already chiseled body. Hot moms are constantly pulling me into Nordstrom changing rooms to see why exactly I'm the champ.

  • 5
    A Shirt for the Holidays

    Posted by Lee Harrell on 02 13 2015

    This shirt is a necessary fashion statement for the holidays. Needs an update to the current year.

  • 5
    best shirt to have for black friday

    Posted by todd on 12 11 2014

    This shirt helped me get the great deals on Black Friday! People saw it and moved back just knowing I was all buisness

  • 5
    Hit for Black Friday Shopping

    Posted by Unknown on 12 4 2014

    Got more reviews on the shirt than the shit that was in my cart

  • 5
    bad ass

    Posted by jonathan on 12 4 2014

    Rocked it on black friday, it's awesome enough I'm tatted bald and 6 foot 6, people moved the fuck out of my way after they looked and smiled

  • 5
    Reindeer ain't got sh*t

    Posted by Joe Rafferty on 12 2 2014

    I wore this shirt to go black Friday shopping, and was immediately confronted by a Mall Santa with a crowbar. He demanded that we fight to the death for the title, to which I obliged. We then proceeded to destroy the entire mall, the parking lot, and three neighboring counties before I beat him to death with a full bottle of Jamo. I then drank the Jamo, HotWired his sleigh, and flew under the influence to the North Pole to claim Mrs. Claus. She took the dentures out and gummed it, afterward she made my a plate of cookies and a cup of Dark Roasted Freedom Coffee. The best part? I didn't need to go back into the carnage to battle for a flat screen, my new shawty told the elves to make me one, on the house!!